染雾超简短的英文笑话 篇一
What Do You Call a Bear With No Teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
超简短的英文笑话 篇二
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
These super short English jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. With just a few words, they manage to pack a punch and deliver a quick laugh. From puns to wordplay, these jokes are perfect for a quick pick-me-up or to share with friends. So go ahead, read them and enjoy a little moment of humor in your day!
超简短的英文笑话 篇三
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。
超简短的英文笑话 篇四
Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么时候?孩子：5月30日。教授：哪一年?孩子：每年都是。
超简短的英文笑话 篇五
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that Id passed todays exam.""Dont trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dre
ams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的'。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。
超简短的英文笑话 篇六
A：What’s on your hand?
B：Watch.
A：How to spell that?
B：T-H-A-T~
