染雾尼克胡哲演讲稿 篇一
尊敬的各位领导、亲爱的同学们：
大家好！我是尼克胡哲，很荣幸能够站在这里，与大家分享我的一些思考和经验。
今天，我想和大家聊一聊关于成功的话题。成功对每个人来说都有不同的定义，但有一点是相同的，那就是成功需要我们用心去追求，而不是等待机会的到来。就像美国前总统林肯曾经说过的那样：“你的未来不是命中注定的，而是由你自己创造的。”
首先，我想强调的是，成功不是一蹴而就的，它需要我们付出努力和持之以恒的精神。在追求成功的过程中，我们难免会遇到挫折和困难，但我们不能因此放弃。相反，我们应该从失败中吸取经验教训，不断调整自己的方向，坚持不懈地努力下去。
其次，成功也需要我们具备一些必要的素质和能力。首先是知识和技能。我们要保持学习的态度，不断充实自己的知识库，提升自己的专业技能。其次是沟通和合作能力。在现代社会中，一个人的成功很大程度上取决于他与他人的合作和沟通能力。我们要学会倾听和理解他人，善于与他人合作，才能够在团队中发挥自己的优势，取得更好的成果。
最后，我想强调的是，成功是一个综合性的概念，它不仅仅局限于个人的物质财富和地位。成功还包括我们对社会的贡献和对他人的帮助。一个成功的人，不仅要在自己的领域取得卓越的成绩，还要积极回馈社会，帮助他人成功。只有这样，我们才能真正实现个人的价值，让我们的生命变得更加有意义。
尊敬的领导、亲爱的同学们，成功不是一个遥不可及的梦想，它源于我们的努力和坚持，也需要我们不断提升自己的素质和能力。让我们一起努力，追逐自己的梦想，实现自己的成功。谢谢大家！
尼克胡哲演讲稿 篇二
尊敬的各位领导、亲爱的同学们：
大家好！我是尼克胡哲，很高兴能够在这里与大家分享我的一些想法和经验。
今天，我想和大家谈谈关于梦想的话题。梦想是每个人内心深处的火花，它能够点燃我们的热情和动力，驱使我们不断前进。但是，梦想也需要我们用行动去实现，而不仅仅是停留在空想和幻想之中。
首先，我们要明确自己的梦想。每个人都有自己独特的梦想，它可能是一个职业目标，也可能是一个个人成就。无论是什么样的梦想，我们要清楚地知道自己想要什么，并且明确自己追求梦想的理由和动力。只有明确了自己的梦想，我们才能够有一个清晰的方向，才能够更有动力地去追求。
其次，我们要制定一个实施计划。有了梦想之后，我们需要制定一个详细的计划来实现它。计划的制定可以帮助我们有条不紊地行动起来，避免盲目和随意性。在制定计划的过程中，我们要考虑到自己的实际情况和资源，合理安排时间和精力，以确保计划的可行性和有效性。
最后，我们要付诸行动。实现梦想需要我们付出努力和行动，而不仅仅是口头上的承诺和想象。我们要勇敢地面对挑战和困难，不怕失败，不怕犯错，相信自己的能力和潜力。只有通过实际行动，我们才能够逐渐接近自己的梦想，最终实现它。
尊敬的领导、亲爱的同学们，梦想是每个人内心深处的闪光点，它能够点燃我们的希望和激情。但是，我们不能仅仅停留在梦想的层面上，而是要用行动去实现它。让我们一起努力，追逐自己的梦想，创造属于我们自己的未来。谢谢大家！
尼克胡哲演讲稿 篇三
Have you ever felt alone。
Have you felt like giving up。
Maybe you just lose motivation to live.
I am nick vujicic.
Welcome to no arms, no legs and no worries.
I wasn’t ready.
On this DVD, I share my experiences in life and how to overcome challenges and see the new fresh perspective in life.
To be thankful, to dream big and to never give up.
I speak to children, youths and adults about key issues and principles that I have found in my life that give me strength to conquer all that comes before me.
I hope you enjoy watching this DVD and I trust you gonna be encouraged, inspired and challenged to become all that you can become in life.
第一部分
“See the Body”
一段小孩的尖叫声，好受欢迎啊!
Thank you, thank you very much.
Good morning every body.
Students: Morning!
Morning, how are you doing。
Students: Good.
You are fine。
Students: Yeah.
Oh sweet, nice to see you.
My name is Nick Vujicic and it’s a pleasure to be with you.
I have a wheel chair over there.
It’s my BMW 7 series.
I am gonna take it to “pick my ride”(好像是电视节目) and get some spinning rings on it.
and the.
.
You know those full-picked cars you know with hydraulic stuff, you know how they’re downs and around stuff.
I wanna give my wheel chair down stuff.
(1:55)(这一段他真的很乐观)。
why。
If I can cross the road and go bang bang bang! (他的动作也很搞笑 下面的学生也都笑了)。
It’s really cool to drive that thing around that I have no arms and no legs and I was actually born in this way.
And There is no medical reason why these happen.
So I have no limbs, but I have a little chicken drumstick.
And we call this chicken drumstick, because first of all it looks like one and second of all sometimes my dog thinks it’s one.
And I tell you man so funny it comes up to start biting on that.
I push(象声词，很幽默) him in the head a couple of times.
It’s nuts ,man.
(底下的学生又笑了，看来他真的可以和孩子打成一片)。
It’s so cool man.
I love to swim as well and I actually float like a life jacket.
I float up right like this and I have my little motor down here,and I go ‘bow-’this right.
And it’s so funny when people see me for the first time.
It’s so cool you’re kids freaked out you know how to say。
I tell you this little boy came up to me and he goes “what happened。
”(呵呵 语调很搞怪 真的很开朗) and I went up to him, and I goes:” cigarettes!”.
(在逗小孩玩的时候还不忘进行‘吸烟有害健康的教育‘) and there was one girl who saw me and she goes “mummy! Look, it’s an alien!” (学惊慌失措的女生学的很像，呵呵，很有表演天赋)So I went up to her and I went:” ah~~” she is like ah~~.
I ran after her and said:” I am gonna eat you!”(哈哈，他奔跑的动作很搞笑) You know，Freak her out! So with my little foot here, I can also write.
This is my pen here.
I can actually write and type with my foot but I learn how to draw and all this a lot things.
That’s pretty cool.
I learn how to type 43 words in a minute on the normal computer.
So it’s like heeling-toe heeling-toe combination and I am learning sign language with my foot I ‘mma learn it ready。
Peace(为什么我会想到piss，呵呵).
Is that cool。
Very cool.
Anyway, we gonna have some fun today.
And I just gonna tell you the funny story of all.
It’s so funny.
I was in a car one day.
When you see me from the outside of the car, you have no idea that I have no arms and no legs right。
You just see my gorgeous face.
(呵呵其实他长的算是帅的) when the traffic lights one day, and this car comes up next to us.
And this girl looked at me and I am like:” cool! Let’s have some fun here.
” I know that she has no clue that I have no limbs so I looked at her, I grabbed the seat belt in my mouth and loose it like this and did it in the car seat, I just did this (亏他想的出来这种招数，佩服!拥有童心。
呵呵) and she was like ，she was like“you freak me out man!” It’s very cool.
Anyway, I have a couple of things to show you.
I play drums.
Do you believe me。
Students: yeah! (看来经过之前的搞怪，底下的小学生都肯定认为他是无所不能的人了!)
I actually play drums; I get the drumstick in my teeth.
I am just joking.
Look I have drum machine up here and we just gonna.
So what it is。
Basically it’s a pad right。
In this like 16 buttons and so each button represents a sound right。
So I am not pressing player or anything like that.
You see my foot。
All right, it’s like serious.
(强悍， solo时间)
Do you like that。
Students: yeah! (大家长时间的鼓掌)
So that’s sort of more like your rocking, you know, sort of pop.
Whatever, but then you got ah ah.
Can I have some more volume。
Please give me some.
***(难道是juice。
) right here we go.
So It’s like.
Do you like that。
That would be very cool if I can get this on my wheel chair and play while I am driving。
And I get some “tech”” online here we go….
1,2,3,4
(又是一段强悍的solo)
Hey guys, do you like that。
Is that cool。
Beautiful.
So I have a tennis ball here.
I just want to show you how far I can kick this thing.
And a lot of people are like freaked out, you know, how can you do that! And I just want to show you.
It’s very very cool.
Can I have a volunteer please to catch the ball for me。
Ah let’s see, let’s see, let’s see, sure, I will get you.
How are you doing。
Yes, you, my finger point at you.
Stand up.
How are you doing。
Beautiful.
What’s your name。
Student: Jack.
Was it。
Jack: Jack.
Jack, nice to meet to you today.
Now can I get you to do me a favor。
And probably just go up that way , see my finger point that way。
Up that way a little bit.
Can you guys make a little bit path for him to go in the path a little bit。
Beautiful, now just face me Jack.
Now I just want to show every body how far I can actually boot this thing.
I am a big fan to David Beckham.
I love David Beckham.
I love how he curves that ball.
So I am practicing this thing.
You know what I mean。
Just move back, keep moving back, keep on back back……keep on back back I am joking, I can’t give that far.
Come forward.
It’s all good.
I was just joking.
Right, there is good.
Right, there is good.
Now that’s a pretty big kick so I am gonna take a little bit of run-up here.
Oh I think it’s so good.
(呵呵， 又一次耍了底下的学生) I just want to see if I can get you scared a little bit.
All right.
Here we go.
Are you ready right now when you get this ball, don’t throw it back because I can’t catch, do you understand me。
Are you ready。
Here we go, when you get this ball just come up here on the stage.
Is that cool,Ready, 1, 2.
(又一次强悍的表演).
Look at that… Jump up right, on this side.
Beautiful, now Jack, have you had a good day today。
‘Yeah.
’’Thanks good,I will get you to hold the ball for me.
(把球扔到台下) Wait…I haven’t done with you yet right。
All right，you just Stand here ，face the crowd.
So anything new happened in you life today。
School, out school, boring, learn anything。
No.
Is school or there something cool。
did you homework。
No.
All right,here we go.
I just want to be real with you.
There’s a cool game I wanna play with you.
That’s cool.
I am gonna get your right hand on the table.
All right that’s a cool ring.
I gonna give me a toe ring.
You know what I mean。
One day I am gonna give me a swiss watch too.
Anyway, just put the whole hand on here.
Beautiful, now, what we gonna do, we gonna play a game called slapers.
Ok。
Now I don’t know if you know this game.
Basically, I am gonna slap you,Ok。
and if you.
when I go like this, you should move away this before I get you, so it’s a race between your hand and the chicken drumstick.
All right。
So what gonna happen if you got 5 shocks。
Ok。
If I miss one out of the 5, you win.
So that make sense。
You only beat me once to win.
Are you ready。
You said you are having a good day today yet。
This’s good.
This gonna change.
I am joking.
Are you ready。
Are you scared。
You are not scared.
Are you ready。
No.
1.
so when I go like this, you go like。
Exactly.
Ok you should be quicker.
(他的‘小鸡腿’居然那么快!) it’sNo1.
.
No2.
.
No.
3.
I make it easier for you.
I even look away and I’ll close my eyes.
Ok, now is his hand still there。
I have done this a couple of times.
You can’t cheat on it.
All right.
Now I close my eyes.
Your hand there。
Is his hand there。
Are you ready。
(啊, 又输了) All right.
No.
4.
I will let you win, ok。
(居然表演慢动作，囧) Give me a hug, I love you.
Give him applause guys.
Thank you very much Jack.
(全场的气氛又一次的被调动了)
I have got a phone up here.
It is not my cell phone.
It’s a normal phone.
I just ripped it out from the wall.
I am gonna show you how I can actually flick this phone onto my shoulder.
It’s very cool.
It’s actually not always guaranteed that it gonna happen the first time.
So what happens when you fail。
Students: Try again.
Very good! Very good! So can someone give me a sound for ringing phone please.
Students: ding-ling-ling~~.
Thank you, thank you.
I am coming.
(哈哈，表演得很投入) ready。
(呵呵，又是对着台下的一阵‘傻笑’)。
Hey, is that cool。
(台下又是一阵尖叫)Awesome!
No arms DVD介绍
Have you ever felt alone。
Have you felt like giving up。
Maybe you just lose motivation to live.
I am nick vujicic.
Welcome to no arms, no legs and no worries.
I wasn’t ready.
On this DVD, I share my experiences in life and how to overcome challenges and see the new fresh perspective in life.
To be thankful, to dream big and to never give up.
I speak to children, youths and adults about key issues and principles that I have found in my life that give me strength to conquer all that comes before me.
I hope you enjoy watching this DVD and I trust you gonna be encouraged, inspired and challenged to become all that you can become in life.
第一部分
“See the Body”
一段小孩的尖叫声，好受欢迎啊!
Thank you, thank you very much.
Good morning every body.
Students: Morning!
Morning, how are you doing。
Students: Good.
You are fine。
Students: Yeah.
Oh sweet, nice to see you.
My name is Nick Vujicic and it’s a pleasure to be with you.
I have a wheel chair over there.
It’s my BMW 7 series.
I am gonna take it to “pick my ride”(好像是电视节目) and get some spinning rings on it.
and the.
You know those full-picked cars you know with hydraulic stuff, you know how they’re downs and around stuff.
I wanna give my wheel chair down stuff.
(1:55)(这一段他真的很乐观)。
why。
If I can cross the road and go bang bang bang! (他的动作也很搞笑 下面的学生也都笑了)。
It’s really cool to drive that thing around that I have no arms and no legs and I was actually born in this way.
And There is no medical reason why these happen.
So I have no limbs, but I have a little chicken drumstick.
And we call this chicken drumstick, because first of all it looks like one and second of all sometimes my dog thinks it’s one.
And I tell you man so funny it comes up to start biting on that.
I push(象声词，很幽默) him in the head a couple of times.
It’s nuts ,man.
(底下的学生又笑了，看来他真的可以和孩子打成一片)。
It’s so cool man.
I love to swim as well and I actually float like a life jacket.
I float up right like this and I have my little motor down here,and I go ‘bow-’this right.
And it’s so funny when people see me for the first time.
It’s so cool you’re kids freaked out you know how to say。
I tell you this little boy came up to me and he goes “what happened。
”(呵呵 语调很搞怪 真的很开朗) and I went up to him, and I goes:” cigarettes!”.
(在逗小孩玩的时候还不忘进行‘吸烟有害健康的教育‘) and there was one girl who saw me and she goes “mummy! Look, it’s an alien!” (学惊慌失措的女生学的很像，呵呵，很有表演天赋)So I went up to her and I went:” ah~~” she is like ah~~.
I ran after her and said:” I am gonna eat you!”(哈哈，他奔跑的动作很搞笑) You know，Freak her out! So with my little foot here, I can also write.
This is my pen here.
I can actually write and type with my foot but I learn how to draw and all this a lot things.
That’s pretty cool.
I learn how to type 43 words in a minute on the normal computer.
So it’s like heeling-toe heeling-toe combination and I am learning sign language with my foot I ‘mma learn it ready。
Peace(为什么我会想到piss，呵呵).
Is that cool。
Very cool.
Anyway, we gonna have some fun today.
And I just gonna tell you the funny story of all.
It’s so funny.
I was in a car one day.
When you see me from the outside of the car, you have no idea that I have no arms and no legs right。
You just see my gorgeous face.
(呵呵其实他长的算是帅的) when the traffic lights one day, and this car comes up next to us.
And this girl looked at me and I am like:” cool! Let’s have some fun here.
” I know that she has no clue that I have no limbs so I looked at her, I grabbed the seat belt in my mouth and loose it like this and did it in the car seat, I just did this (亏他想的出来这种招数，佩服!拥有童心。
呵呵) and she was like ，she was like“you freak me out man!” It’s very cool.
Anyway, I have a couple of things to show you.
I play drums.
Do you believe me。
Students: yeah! (看来经过之前的搞怪，底下的小学生都肯定认为他是无所不能的人了!)
I actually play drums; I get the drumstick in my teeth.
I am just joking.
Look I have drum machine up here and we just gonna.
So what it is。
Basically it’s a pad right。
In this like 16 buttons and so each button represents a sound right。
So I am not pressing player or anything like that.
You see my foot。
All right, it’s like serious.
(强悍， solo时间)
Do you like that。
Students: yeah! (大家长时间的鼓掌)
So that’s sort of more like your rocking, you know, sort of pop.
Whatever, but then you got ah ah.
Can I have some more volume。
Please give me some.
***(难道是juice。
) right here we go.
So It’s like.
Do you like that。
That would be very cool if I can get this on my wheel chair and play while I am driving。
And I get some “tech”” online here we go….
1,2,3,4
(又是一段强悍的solo)
Hey guys, do you like that。
Is that cool。
Beautiful.
So I have a tennis ball here.
I just want to show you how far I can kick this thing.
And a lot of people are like freaked out, you know, how can you do that! And I just want to show you.
It’s very very cool.
Can I have a volunteer please to catch the ball for me。
Ah let’s see, let’s see, let’s see, sure, I will get you.
How are you doing。
Yes, you, my finger point at you.
Stand up.
How are you doing。
Beautiful.
What’s your name。
Student: Jack.
Was it。
Jack: Jack.
Jack, nice to meet to you today.
Now can I get you to do me a favor。
And probably just go up that way , see my finger point that way。
Up that way a little bit.
Can you guys make a little bit path for him to go in the path a little bit。
Beautiful, now just face me Jack.
Now I just want to show every body how far I can actually boot this thing.
I am a big fan to David Beckham.
I love David Beckham.
I love how he curves that ball.
So I am practicing this thing.
You know what I mean。
Just move back, keep moving back, keep on back back……keep on back back I am joking, I can’t give that far.
Come forward.
It’s all good.
I was just joking.
Right, there is good.
Right, there is good.
Now that’s a pretty big kick so I am gonna take a little bit of run-up here.
Oh I think it’s so good.
(呵呵， 又一次耍了底下的学生) I just want to see if I can get you scared a little bit.
All right.
Here we go.
Are you ready right now when you get this ball, don’t throw it back because I can’t catch, do you understand me。
Are you ready。
Here we go, when you get this ball just come up here on the stage.
Is that cool,Ready, 1, 2.
(又一次强悍的表演).
Look at that… Jump up right, on this side.
Beautiful, now Jack, have you had a good day today。
‘Yeah.
’’Thanks good,I will get you to hold the ball for me.
(把球扔到台下) Wait…I haven’t done with you yet right。
All right，you just Stand here ，face the crowd.
So anything new happened in you life today。
School, out school, boring, learn anything。
No.
Is school or there something cool。
did you homework。
No.
All right,here we go.
I just want to be real with you.
There’s a cool game I wanna play with you.
That’s cool.
I am gonna get your right hand on the table.
All right that’s a cool ring.
I gonna give me a toe ring.
You know what I mean。
One day I am gonna give me a swiss watch too.
Anyway, just put the whole hand on here.
Beautiful, now, what we gonna do, we gonna play a game called slapers.
Ok。
Now I don’t know if you know this game.
Basically, I am gonna slap you,Ok。
and if you.
when I go like this, you should move away this before I get you, so it’s a race between your hand and the chicken drumstick.
All right。
So what gonna happen if you got 5 shocks。
Ok。
If I miss one out of the 5, you win.
So that make sense。
You only beat me once to win.
Are you ready。
You said you are having a good day today yet。
This’s good.
This gonna change.
I am joking.
Are you ready。
Are you scared。
You are not scared.
Are you ready。
No.
1.
so when I go like this, you go like。
Exactly.
Ok you should be quicker.
(他的‘小鸡腿’居然那么快!) it’sNo1.
.
No2.
.
No.
3.
I make it easier for you.
I even look away and I’ll close my eyes.
Ok, now is his hand still there。
I have done this a couple of times.
You can’t cheat on it.
All right.
Now I close my eyes.
Your hand there。
Is his hand there。
Are you ready。
(啊, 又输了) All right.
No.
4.
I will let you win, ok。
(居然表演慢动作，囧) Give me a hug, I love you.
Give him applause guys.
Thank you very much Jack.
(全场的气氛又一次的被调动了)
I have got a phone up here.
It is not my cell phone.
It’s a normal phone.
I just ripped it out from the wall.
I am gonna show you how I can actually flick this phone onto my shoulder.
It’s very cool.
It’s actually not always guaranteed that it gonna happen the first time.
So what happens when you fail。
Students: Try again.
Very good! Very good! So can someone give me a sound for ringing phone please.
Students: ding-ling-ling~~.
Thank you, thank you.
I am coming.
(哈哈，表演得很投入) ready。
(呵呵，又是对着台下的一阵‘傻笑’)。
Hey, is that cool。
(台下又是一阵尖叫)Awesome!
尼克胡哲演讲稿 篇四
"多谢，多谢各位，各位早晨，早晨，大家好吗。
大家都好吗。
我名叫力克胡哲，很高兴和大家见面，我的轮椅就在那边，它是我的宝马BMW7系列，我打算带它参加,旧车翻新节目,把车轮换成自转的,大家知道有些翻新车,换上了油压升降系统吗。
知道他们行走时会弹跳吗。
我想把我的轮椅做到同样效果,在过马路时弹跳起来发出怦怦响声,能够这样做,真酷!"
"我是生来没有手和脚的,在医学上也找不出原因,我没有四肢,但我有这"小鸡腿",称它为"小鸡腿",因为它真的很像,另外,我家的狗也以为它是鸡腿,告诉大家有趣的事,我的狗会走过来,吃我的"小鸡腿",我就在它头上打了好几趟,真疯狂!真酷,我喜爱游泳,我可以像救生衣一样浮起来,也可以垂直浮着,我的"小鸡腿"是马达,让我全速开动前进(学发动机的嗡嗡声).
“人们第一次见到我时会感到很有趣，真酷，而小孩子会极度海派，你知道为何吗。
曾有一位小男孩看见我，到我面前说：发生了什么事。
(拉长音)，我上前对他说：是香烟。
又有一位小女孩看见我，便说：妈妈，看!外星人!于是我上前去吼叫(发出吼叫的声音，哇``)，她便尖叫(啊``)!我追着她，说：我要吃掉你!(台下一片笑声)，吓坏了她。
“我能用这啸叫掌写字，这是我的笔，我又会用它来写字，打字，画画。
做很多事情，非常酷!(顺势把笔抛到身后，台下又一阵笑声。
)我也能在一般的电脑上一分钟打43个字，这就是脚趾和脚跟的搭配，(晃动小鸡腿)另外，我正在用它学习手语，准备好了吗。
(竖起脚掌)这代表和平(台下又是一片笑声)，真酷吧!”
“无论如何，今天是很开心的日子，我要告诉大家最有趣的故事，有一天我在车子内，当你由车外看我，你不会知道我是没有手和脚的，你只会看见我英俊的.面孔。
一天，我们一起停在交通灯前，有一辆车就驶在我们旁边，那位女孩看着我，我心里想：很酷!不如一起玩玩，我知道那女孩没可能知道我是没有四肢的，于是我看着她，我用嘴抓着安全带，然后把它松开，就在车子的座位上，我就这样做(在台上用身体转了个圈，台下又使一阵笑声)，她目瞪口呆(学目瞪口呆)!她说：你把我吓坏了!真酷。
“我有几样东西给大家看，我会打鼓，大家相信吗。
我真的会打鼓，我把鼓棍放在我的嘴里，不，说笑的!其实我有一件打鼓器(用小脚在打鼓器上打鼓)，这是什么。
它是一块有16个按
钮的垫，每个按钮代表一种响声，知道吗。
所以我不只是在按播放，那么简单，看到我的脚掌吗。
这是认真的(脚掌打击按钮)，啊，(打了一段鼓点)大家喜欢吗。
(台下一片掌声)这像你们喜欢的摇滚或流行音乐，还有这个声音，呀呀。
声音可调大一点吗。
请我我多点，呀呀，得声音，好，这就像，(敲击了一串鼓点，并伴随着嘴的伴奏)大家喜欢吗。
若安装这个在我的轮椅上，让我一边驾驶，一边玩这个技术，就真够酷了!再加上特别音效，一，二，三，四，(开始演奏摇滚乐)喜欢吗。
(喜欢!)真够酷吗。
(对的!)(一片掌声)美妙!”
“我有一格网球，想给大家看我能把它踢多远，许多人都很惊讶说：你怎可以办到的。
我很想示范给大家看，很棒的!有自愿者帮忙接球吗。
让我看看，就是你，你好吗。
对，我的手指指着你，请你站起来，你好吗。
你的名字是。
(麦克)，很高兴认识你，麦克，请你帮忙，向我指着的方向走，再走远一点，请大家让让路，请你面向着我，麦克，我现在要表演能把球踢多远，我市碧咸的超级拥护，我爱碧咸，我很喜爱他的香蕉射球，所以我正在苦练，所以，请你往后移一点，再后一点，再后一点，后一点，后一点，再后一点，我在开玩笑呢，我不能踢那么远，请回来，可以了，我只是开玩笑，(台下笑声连连)这个位置很好，我会用力踢，所以需要有足够的助跑，让我往后一点点，再后一点点，(站到了他站得桌子边缘，)再后一点点，再后一点点，呜，(做掉下桌的动作)跟大家开玩笑呢，只想看看能否吓大家一跳。
预备好没有。
当你接到球，别抛回给我，因为我不能接球的，明白吗。
你准备好了吗。
来了，当你接到球，请你来台前，预备，一，二，(踢出网球，麦克接到球)你们看，(掌声一片)，跳上来，往这边来，很好，麦克，你今天好吗。
(很好)非常好，请你拿着球，请留步，我需要你的帮忙，请你站在这里，面向大家，今天有新鲜的事情发生吗。
学校生活如何。
很沉闷。
学到东西吗。
没有。
做完功课吗。
没有。
好的，好，不跟你开玩笑，我想跟你玩一个很棒的游戏，请你把右手放在桌子上，很漂亮的戒指啊，我也要为我的脚趾找来同样漂亮的戒指，有一天，我也要带一只手表，无论如何，现在请把手放在这里，我们会玩一个游戏，名叫拍打，我不知道你会否玩这个游戏，简单来说，我会怕打你，明白吗。
我如果这样做，在我怕打你前，把手移开，这是你的手和我的小鸡腿的竞赛，你有五次机会，若五次中我失败一次，你便胜出，明白吗。
你只要赢我一次便胜出，预备好了吗。
你刚才说今天是你的好日子吗。
恐怕现在要改变了，开玩笑阿，准备好了吗。
你怕不怕。
不怕。
呀，好了，预备好啊，第一次，当我这样做，你要快点避开(举起脚拍打)，正确，要快点啊，预备好吗。
第一次，(打到)，这是第一次，第二次，(哦，一声，打到)第三次，我会让你容易一点，这次我会面向另一方，及闭上眼睛，他的手在桌上吗。
我已经熟练，不会被你欺骗，现在我闭上眼睛，你的手在吗。
他的手在桌上吗。
(在)预备好吗。
(打中)第四次，(小声说)我会让你赢的，好吗。
喔(托的很长音，并慢动作的拍打)给我一个拥抱吧，我爱你，请给他热烈的掌声，多谢你，麦克。
“这里有一个电话，不是我的手提电话，它是普通的电话，我刚从墙上拆下来，我想示范把它抛上我的肩膀，非常酷的，可是不会保证在第一次就能成功，当你失败时，可以怎么办呢。
(再尝试)非常好，谁可以给我已阵电话铃声吗。
(玲玲)谢谢，谢谢，(提起电筒)我来了，预备好吗。
(笑，有脚抛话筒到肩上)这样棒吗。
(热烈的掌声)真棒。
